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Currently in college studying how to be a grown up.
Film student. Dublin.

talesofpassingtime:

A classic novel isn’t good because it’s a classic, rather it is a classic because it was important to the development of the art. And that certainly doesn’t mean that any given person, on any given day, will enjoy reading it. It means that, as a writer, I should be aware of what the classic novel changed in the historical progression of novel story telling. Some classics are pretty terrible, even unreadable, but they are still important.

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  • Romeo:

    I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

  • Juliet:

    I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

  • --

  • Romeo:

    We should kiss right now at this party

  • Juliet:

    No that is a super dumb idea

  • Romeo:

    *kisses her anyway*

  • Juliet:

    That was dumb of you

  • --

  • Romeo:

    We should get married right now

  • Juliet:

    We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

  • Romeo:

    Like tomorrow?

  • Juliet:

    Sure, fine.

  • --

  • Juliet:

    We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

  • Romeo:

    Right.

  • Romeo:

    It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

  • --

  • Juliet:

    Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

  • Romeo:

    *immediately kills himself*

  • Juliet:

    For fucks sake.